Jamie

THE SIZE KING

Jamie didn’t just apply to CF — he practically broke the internet doing it. A self-proclaimed fan of the site, he finally took the plunge after sitting on the idea for a while (pun fully intended). And boy, are we glad he did — because what he brought with him? Let’s just say… legendary doesn’t quite cover it.

At first glance, Jamie’s all sweet Southern charm. That All-American face, those soft eyes, that shy smile — he looks like the guy you'd trust to walk your dog and return it early. Then he opens his mouth, and that smooth Southern drawl starts rolling out… game over.

But wait. There’s more.

As we scrolled down through his (massive, hi-res) application photos, we quickly discovered what the buzz was going to be about. Jamie is, quite literally, the most well-endowed guy we’ve ever had at CF. And that’s not marketing fluff — it’s studio-confirmed history. He is, officially, the biggest. Full stop.

And it’s not just the length that’ll stop you mid-sentence — the girth has guys pacing the studio wondering if they need to stretch first. When word got out about what Jamie was working with, other models started casually clearing their schedules… or suddenly becoming very unavailable.

His response to all the excitement? Cool, calm, and humble: “I’m more versatile, but I like to top. Bottoming’s a little hard.”

Oh, is it now, Jamie? We can only imagine.

Even funnier? Jamie says he figured out he was a bit above average back in third grade when he caught a glimpse at a urinal and realized he was keeping pace with the eighth graders. We’re not saying he peaked early… but the man’s been setting records since elementary school.

Despite the absolute mythical proportions, Jamie’s still just a soft-spoken, sweet, Southern guy — polite, low-key, and the last person you'd expect to be breaking site records. That contrast? Makes him even hotter.

So yes — he’s cute. He’s charming. He’s got the kind of quiet confidence that makes you lean in closer.
But mostly? He’s bringing the biggest energy CF has ever seen — and we can’t wait to see who’s brave enough to handle it.